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| Malcolm Young is inconsolable after ending up in Heaven. |
Heaven
Rock and roll fans around the globe are mourning the loss of AC/DC co-founder Malcolm Young, who died at age 64 after a long battle with dementia.
However, it seems the afterlife is not what Young was expecting, and according to witnesses he's quite depressed to find himself with the angels.
"Ever since St. Peter welcomed Malcolm into the pearly gates on Saturday, he's refused to speak to God, and even more surprisingly, he won't join the choir," said Tom Petty, sporting his newly-earned wings.
"Malcolm expected to be living easy and living free, whatever that means," said fellow angel Prince. "He thought he had a season ticket on a one-way ride on the Highway to Hell," said the composer of Purple Rain. "He was certain that he was going down to a party time, and that his friends would be there too," said Chuck Berry.
As it is, there are stop signs and speed limits in Heaven, and Young has been told to slow down on several occasions during his first day in the celestial city. "Malcolm keeps yelling 'Satan, I've paid my dues!' but it's falling on deaf ears," said David Bowie.
The Devil could not be reached for comment as of press time.
From Our Heavenly Bureau
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