Waterloo Regional Police have requested the public's assistance in finding a 15 year old who is "generally a real pain in the ass," according to Constable Rachel Nillson.
Timothy Janssen of Kitchener left his home at approximately 9:00pm Tuesday night and his parents haven't seen him since. Greg, his father, asserts that "plenty of his friends know where he is, but they are also delinquents who are generally of no use to society, so we can't count on them to let us know where he is."
Timothy Janssen is described as 5'6", 170lbs, and short unkempt dirty blonde hair. He was last seen wearing his odorous Drake t-shirt and frumpy, tattered blue jeans.
"We thought Tim was in his room not doing anything of benefit and trolling liberals on social media like he always does," said his mother Sheila. "We love him, but he really can be a jerk most of the time and we'd appreciate it if he would come home so that we can continue parenting ineffectively."
This is the 7th time police have been called with concern to Janssen.
From Our Waterloo Region Bureau
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