Saturday 13 January 2018

BREAKING: Alaskan Town Overwhelmingly Votes To Join Canada

Shithole, Alaska has a population of 2,300 people. Shitholers took to the polls on Friday.
Anchorage, Alaska

An Alaskan town has taken an unprecedented step by voting in favour of seceding from the United States and petitioning to join Canada.

On Friday, residents of the small town of Shithole, Alaska, located 30 miles northwest of Anchorage, took to the polls and held a referendum on leaving America. This comes after President Donald Trump reportedly told a group of bipartisan lawmakers that he didn’t want immigrants from shithole countries such as Haiti.

“Our townsfolk have spoken, and overwhelmingly stand in solidarity with the people of Haiti and the continent of Africa,” said Shithole mayor Greg Watson. “We may have an unfortunate name, but we are a proud people, and we will not stand by while our so-called President makes disparaging comments about our Shithole brothers and sisters.”

“I’ve been thinking of moving to Canada ever since the election,” said Mallory Donaldson, 35, a life-long Shithole resident. “This vote today means that I don’t have to leave my home, but can hopefully call myself a Canadian very soon.”

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau tweeted his support on Saturday afternoon: “Canada stands with the people of Shithole, Alaska, and we will find a way to welcome them into our Canadian family.”


From Our Anchorage Bureau

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