Sunday 24 September 2017

NFL Players Take A Knee To Protest Pumpkin Spice Shortage

Baltimore Ravens players take a knee during the American national anthem
 prior to their game against Jacksonville in London on Sunday.

London

On a Sunday when national anthem protests will be the biggest storyline in the NFL, the first protests occurred thousands of miles away on another continent.
The Jaguars and Ravens kicked off Week 3 in London's Wembley Stadium at 9:30 a.m. ET, and before the game, everyone in attendance, as well as TV viewers across the pond in the America wondered what would happen.
It turns out that many players on both sidelines chose to kneel, while others stood with arms interlocked. Other teams such as the Seahawks and Titans have chosen to remain in their locker rooms during the anthem.
The protests have now spread to Major League Baseball after Oakland Athletics catcher Bruce Maxwell also took a knee before a recent game.
The growing protests stem from a critical shortage of pumpkin spice products at donut shops across America. A fall tradition for several years, coffee and donut chains across the nation typically feature various pumpkin spice flavoured latte’s, muffins, cookies, and donuts in order to celebrate the beginning of Autumn. However, this year, due to the renegotiation of the North American Free Trade Agreement with Canada and Mexico, there is a critical shortage of the popular spice. 72% of pumpkin imports to the United States arrive from Canada, and virtually all of these imports are being held up at the border due to controversial tweets from President Donald Trump.
“Never liked pumpkin spice. Canada has been fleecing U.S. for years, but no more. America First!”
“Lots of Americans addicted to pumpkin spice. Very sad! Huge problem!”
Popular coffee and donut chains such as Dunkin’ Donuts report a drastic drop in business because of the ongoing feud. And professional athletes aren’t happy.
“Each year at the beginning of the football season we rely on Dunkin’ Donuts, Tim Hortons, even McDonald’s to supply us with the pumpkin spiced fuel that we need and love in order to compete effectively on the field. The President is playing politics with our livelihoods,” said Jaguars’ cornerback Jalen Ramsay.
As a result, several NFL athletes have signed with Canadian Football League teams such as the Toronto Argonauts and Hamilton Tiger-Cats. “We have plenty of pumpkin spice up here in Canada and we welcome our American neighbours with open arms,” said CFL Commissioner Randy Ambrosie.

From Our London Bureau

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