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| North Korea is reportedly in talks with Canada concerning the release of a new Nickelback album across the United States. |
Pyongyang, North Korea
The war of words between American President Donald Trump and North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un escalated on Friday.
Mere hours after Trump threatened to "destroy North Korea" and called his counterpart "Rocket Man" at the United Nations, Kim responded by stating "I will tame the mentally deranged US dotard with fire."
Later, on Friday evening, North Korean state television issued yet another statement which has greatly raised the fears of the American people. In it, Kim discloses that he has been "working closely with the Canadian ambassador to North Korea, John McReynolds, in order to ensure that a new album by the truly atrocious Canadian band Nickelback will be released clear across the United States should the dotard continue his threats against our great country."
Nickelback, headed by lead vocalist Chad Kroeger, has unleashed utter despair on the world before. They have released nine albums - known to Canadians as weapons of mass destruction - beginning in 1996 with Curb, and most recently in June with Feed The Machine, which sent thousands of deranged listeners to hospitals.
UPDATE: In response to the threat from Pyongyang, Trump is reportedly also talking to Canada in regards to sending Justin Bieber on a North Korean tour.
From Our Seoul Bureau
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