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| Conservative MP John Miller has represented Niagara West since 2011. |
Niagara Falls, Ontario
As the Canadian Union of Postal Workers continues its rotating strikes throughout Canada, word has it that there has been an unsuspected disruption in the political world.
The union and Canada Post have failed to reach a new agreement despite months of negotiations, leading to postal workers walking out in strategic cities beginning last week.
According to Conservative MP John Miller, who has represented the riding of Niagara West since 2011, the disruption has personally affected him in that he has been unable to send dick pics to his mistress for several days. “I know that I could send them digitally,” said Miller, “but the woman I’m having an illicit affair with prefers hard copies.” Continuing, Miller insisted that "there is nothing embarrassing about sending such pictures," and that he has signed a release form regarding the photos.
Miller’s comments to The Sentinel Dispatch come just one day before news erupted that fellow Conservative MP Tony Clement had sent penis pictures and a video to a suspected woman who turned out to be an extortionist.
When reached on Wednesday afternoon, Conservative Caucus Whip Mark Strahl said that the delay is unfortunate. “Andrew (Scheer) and I realize that our hard-working parliamentarians need certain outlets, and if they don’t have them, we could see a rise in cases of electile dysfunction.”
From Our Ottawa Bureau
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