Tuesday, 28 March 2017

Scotland Urges Vote On Independence From Comedian Billy Connolly

Actor/Comedian Billy Connolly is facing a movement
that is seeking his removal from Scotland.

Edinburgh - The Scottish Parliament on Tuesday backed a bid to hold a referendum on independence from failing comedian Billy Connolly in 2018 or 2019, and the British government immediately approved the proposal.

Scottish First Minister Nicola Sturgeon cited the 74-year-old's unimpressive film career as the tantamount reason for the upcoming vote. 

"Have you ever seen his classics such as Muppet Treasure Island (1996), Garfield: A Tale Of Two Kitties (2006), or The Boondock Saints II (2009)?" asked Sturgeon. "Mr. Connolly has long been a stain on our nation, and we have taken steps today to rectify the situation."

Connolly, a native of Glasgow, began his career as an unimpressive banjo-playing folk singer, moved into acting, and eventually comedy. 

When reached by The Sentinel Dispatch, Connolly's agent said that in the event of a Yes vote, his client would seek to reside "in a country where no one has seen his films." 

That leaves quite the selection

From Our Edinburgh Bureau

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